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Zombie apocalypse is around the corner

 

On some instinctual level all humans know it’s just a matter of time until the zombies show up.

Our culture is full of tales of the undead walking the Earth from our religions to our comic books and there are several proofs that zombie apocalypse is not far from happening.

Toxoplasmosa

 

Does exist a living creature named toxoplasmosa that literally takes over rats brains and program them to be eaten by cats.

Half the human population on Earth is infected with toxoplasmosa and don’t know it so if you want to know if you’re one of them, flip a coin.

Infected people see a change in their personality and have a high chance of going insane.

Humans and rats aren’t all that different that’s why science uses them to test our medicines so it only takes is a more evolved version of toxoplasmosa to start the zombie invasion.

Neurotoxins

They are a certain kind of poison that slow your bodily functions to the point that you’ll be considered dead.

Victims that take those drugs remain in a trance state with no memory but are still able to perform simple tasks like eating, sleeping and moaning.

 

neurotoxin

This has happened in Haiti and there’s where the word zombie comes from.

Zombielike Ghoul was a Haitian guy who was declared dead by two doctors and buried in 1962 and found wandering around the village 18 years later.

Landowners were also founded using chemicals to zombify people and putting them to work on the sugar plantations.

The next time you’re pouring sugar into your coffee remember that it may have been handled by a zombie.

 

Neurogenesis

This is a method by which doctors re grow dead brain tissue.

When a patient clinically die and they reanimate him, what they do is just giving life only to the part that controls basic motor function.

Now, combining neurogenesis and reanimation, people will never die and since humans don’t need the cortex to survive, clinically dead people will soon still be able to walk, eat and watch The Big Bang Theory.

Just like when chickens can keep walking around after they’ve been beheaded.

Our goal is to be responsible; we don’t want to create panic.

All we’re saying is that on an actual day on the actual calendar in the near future, microscopic nanobots will end civilization by flooding the planet with the cannibalistic undead.

 

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the world must know the truth!

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