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The future belongs to ants

Is very likely that you don’t think about ants as a real threat.

You might be thinking that they are not a big deal because they are small but the truth is that they are specially evil and powerful.

They will wait for you to go to sleep, climb on your face and bite you to death.

And your family.

We need to stop them before they take over.

 

Ants don’t belong to Earth

 

There is no need for us to preserve ants because they are invaders.

They are the worst animal invaders of all time.

 

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Ants don’t play any positive role in our ecosystem because they don’t even belong here.

They’re just creating a blind trail of destruction and domination.

 

Ants kill everything

 

It’s not just that they’re horrible invaders but they’re actually destroying whole civilizations of other creatures.

They are also destroying the ecosystem.

First, they invaded and either got rid of or assimilated all of the larger, native ants.

Then, all the species that used to feed on those big ants will die and finally all of the animals that depended on this species will be also extinguished.

Ants actually benefits from destruction.

 

Poison doesn’t kill ants

 

Ants don’t die when you spray them with pesticide.

In fact and I know this is hard to believe, they do the opposite of dying.

They live even harder.

According to the National University of Manaus, spraying ants with pesticides causes them to lay more eggs.

Ants have already thought of our clever plans and they’re way ahead of us, metaphorically speaking.

They are all around us, literally speaking.

 

 

 

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The world is ending

What happens with a party when they ran out of drinks? It ends

Same thing is happening with the Earth, we are running out of basic items.

Key resources we consume every day, pretty soon will disappear.

 

Chocolate

 

About 60% of the products we eat every day include chocolate.

With such an amazing figure in mind you may think that we have a sophisticated system in place to ensure that the world never runs out of it.

Wrong.

 

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The majority of the world’s cocoa supply comes from West Africa where the plantations are tended to by slave children.

Considering that children slavery is almost forbidden and that it takes up to five years to grow a new cocoa crop, chocolate will soon became a rare item.

Scientists anticipate that in fewer than 20 years chocolate will become a rarity more expensive than caviar.

 

Tequila

 

The Mexican cactus booze has been in trouble for the last couple of years.

The high demand and diseased crops have seriously threatened its supply in the past.

Now, we might actually be looking at a possible eradication of tequila as a worldwide commodity.

Substitution of gasoline with biofuels made from corn-based ethanol makes farmers in Mexico to abandon their old crops in favor of corn to ship off to the U.S.

This means destroying crops of agave cactus from which tequila is made by setting them on fire, because that’s how they roll in Mexico.

 

Phosphorus

 

You might not even know what phosphorus is but the life of all of us depends on it.

Phosphorus is used to make fertilizer, and without it, there is virtually no way to produce enough food for the world’s population.

China is already hoarding all the phosphorus it has, which hasn’t exactly done anything to calm the global markets.

The demand might continue to rise 2.3 percent a year, seeing as the majority of nations aren’t too keen on starving to death in the future.

The remaining phosphorus is located in Russia and Africa whose reserves might one day basically give them the keys to the planet.

 

Water

 

Even that fight for water is the plot of one shitty Bond movie, in the end, it’s true.

Do you know that the women of South Africa collectively walk the equivalent distance to the moon and back 16 times a day for water?

Thankfully we don’t have to walk that much here but we will be facing serious water shortages in the years ahead.

According to a recent report released by the Natural Resources Defense Council, more than one-third of all counties in the lower 48 states will likely be facing very serious water shortages by the year 2030.

If the global elite were not so incredibly greedy and if we managed our planet better we would not have problems to this degree.

The solution will be that the global elite share some of their wealth.

So watch out global elite, remember what God says in the book of James about those who hoard wealth on this earth …

 

 

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Los Angeles Times

 

Zombie fiction doesn’t make any sense

 

I love zombie movies.

However, there are several points about zombie fiction that my mind refuses to acknowledge.

I watch a lot of zombie movies, always with different people, and these same details no one wants to explain to me because ‘it’s just fiction’ they said.

I secretly still want to understand some points.

 

Zombies never ever finish their meal

 

Let’s make an example.

Our movie opens with something pleasant.

Milla Jovovich dressed in mildly inappropriate fashion.

Immediately a zombie runs out of nowhere and ‘bwaaggh blarr gwaaahggg’ try to eat someone’s head.

The biggest problem for a non-zombie is becoming a zombie and zombies are driven only by base hunger.

So if all they want to do is eat you, why are there so many zombies around?

 

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Shouldn’t cities in movies be full of skeletons all over the place and such?

That would make sense for me.

 

Where does the food go?

 

I don’t understand the simple problem of zombie biology.

If they consume flesh, it needs to go somewhere.

World War Z made reference to their stomachs exploding but no one on camera has addressed it.

Why is this question important?

It’s about a fictional world in which the primary danger to the very existence of humans as a species is a thing that uses eating as its chief weapon.

There should be a stunning amount of zombie poop all over the world, shouldn’t?

 

The cure

 

The Walking Dead has brought this up a number of times and it was a big part of the 28 Days Later: can you cure a zombie?

Of course you’d want to get rid of whatever it is that makes you a zombie but after you die, start eating people and been shot a few times, maybe it’s better leave it as it is.

I clearly don’t understand why the zombie apocalypse instills so much new faith in medical science in cures them.

 

Zombies chase the most dangerous food

 

When we are hungry we have lots of choices, so why don’t zombies?

I like the idea of be a zombie in general but of all the things you could mindlessly eat, why choose people?

And if they prefer to eat people, why don’t they eat each other?

How they know who is already a zombie?

I remember that the movie ‘Shaun of the Dead’ they suggested that just acting like a zombie was enough to getting past them.

I like to think that if I were a zombie I’d just spend my existence eating oreo and goldfish.

 

 

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Newsweek

 

Zombie apocalypse is around the corner

 

On some instinctual level all humans know it’s just a matter of time until the zombies show up.

Our culture is full of tales of the undead walking the Earth from our religions to our comic books and there are several proofs that zombie apocalypse is not far from happening.

Toxoplasmosa

 

Does exist a living creature named toxoplasmosa that literally takes over rats brains and program them to be eaten by cats.

Half the human population on Earth is infected with toxoplasmosa and don’t know it so if you want to know if you’re one of them, flip a coin.

Infected people see a change in their personality and have a high chance of going insane.

Humans and rats aren’t all that different that’s why science uses them to test our medicines so it only takes is a more evolved version of toxoplasmosa to start the zombie invasion.

Neurotoxins

They are a certain kind of poison that slow your bodily functions to the point that you’ll be considered dead.

Victims that take those drugs remain in a trance state with no memory but are still able to perform simple tasks like eating, sleeping and moaning.

 

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This has happened in Haiti and there’s where the word zombie comes from.

Zombielike Ghoul was a Haitian guy who was declared dead by two doctors and buried in 1962 and found wandering around the village 18 years later.

Landowners were also founded using chemicals to zombify people and putting them to work on the sugar plantations.

The next time you’re pouring sugar into your coffee remember that it may have been handled by a zombie.

 

Neurogenesis

This is a method by which doctors re grow dead brain tissue.

When a patient clinically die and they reanimate him, what they do is just giving life only to the part that controls basic motor function.

Now, combining neurogenesis and reanimation, people will never die and since humans don’t need the cortex to survive, clinically dead people will soon still be able to walk, eat and watch The Big Bang Theory.

Just like when chickens can keep walking around after they’ve been beheaded.

Our goal is to be responsible; we don’t want to create panic.

All we’re saying is that on an actual day on the actual calendar in the near future, microscopic nanobots will end civilization by flooding the planet with the cannibalistic undead.

 

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