Chicago Sun Times
Illegal drugs are great for our health
Whether you go out every weekend or just occasionally, you know how social drugs are seeing as something prejudicial.
However, just like Darth Vader, some of them aren’t as bad as they seem.
Sometimes illegal drugs help people in ways you might not even imagine.
Cocaine treats wounds
Next time you cut yourself just rub cocaine on it.
Yes, many doctors recommend using cocaine on wounds.
Cocaine has a couple of important properties that make it a valuable tool for treating lacerations.
First, it is an effective local anesthetic and secondly, cocaine is very effective at restricting bleeding, or even stopping it completely.
Cocaine is a vasoconstrictor so narrows blood vessels, the smaller a blood vessel gets, the less you bleed.
LSD cure alcoholism
Recent clinical studies show that for alcoholic addicts staying away from alcohol is dramatically easier if they use LDS during rehab.
The research was made with 500 participants based on administering a single dose of acid to recovering alcoholics.
The LSD made the patients feel more confident, happy and satisfied with their lives, decreasing the feelings that led most of them to abuse alcohol in the first place.
The effects lasted for about six months, at which point the patients were able to return to transition into sobriety.
Ecstasy cure post traumatic disorders
Post traumatic disorders are common among soldiers back from war.
People with post traumatic disorders suffer flashbacks and have difficulties to sleep at night.
Ecstasy has been shown to help treat people with post traumatic disorders because it releases large amounts of the chemicals serotonin and oxytocin in the brain.
Those chemicals make the person relaxed and less stressed.
Ecstasy also allows sufferers to release the pain of memories by activating the area of the brain responsible for controlling fear and stress.
Meth helps obesity
All over the United States doctors prescribe methamphetamine to fight obesity.
They are giving obese people Desoxyn, the purest form of meth, for fast short-term weight loss.
It’s only prescribed as a short-term treatment for obvious reasons and its treatments are very successful.
Dosage needs to be controlled by a medical professional who can monitor the results.
In general we recommend you not to attempt to self medicate with the kind of substance your friends bought Friday night before going out.
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The Boston Globe
My dog saved my life… and ate my face
Top model Heidi Canis’s life changed last Monday when her dog ate her face while she was unconscious due to a cocaine overdose.
Heidi bears no resentment or bad feeling towards the pet dog which disfigured her face by eating her nose, eyes and mouth.
The top model, now without a face, irrationally regrets that the dog had to be put down after the attack.
While being interviewed by her therapist she says that the dog Benji simply saved her life.
‘I lost my face and I lost my dog but this was the best thing that could have happened’ declared Heidi, an assiduous reader of Osho.
She also admitted to have a drug problem that now is being treated at a rehab facility near her house in Boston.
Her friends and coworkers declared that she was high from the moment she woke up and staid high all day, she would even wake up during the night to have a sniff.
It is unclear exactly what happened on Monday but after going to the bathroom, Heidi tripped on a rip in the stairs as a result of excessive consumption and tumbled down knocking herself out.
She didn’t regain consciousness until several hours later at around 11am and as soon as Wendy awoke, she knew something serious had happened because she was not able to find her face.
She went to a mirror and discovered that Benji had eaten the nose, eyes and mouth while trying to wake her up.
Despite what we are all thinking, Heidi described the moment feelings as ‘relief and happiness’.
She remembers that her first thought was ‘Oh my God, I’m so happy, now I’m no longer a top model so I can stop consuming drugs’.
When officers find her there was blood all over the walls, carpet and couch.
She was able to see out of the holes the dog left on her eyes but only for a couple of minutes so she put on some makeup and a nice dress waiting for the police to come.
The paramedics were completely shocked when they found her and she was completely calm and repeating that ‘Everything happens for a reason’.
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The Huffington Post
Cocaine, a gift from mother Earth
The use of drugs is a controversial topic even as more countries allow the use of them every year.
For some unknown reason we tend to condemn cocaine consumption but medical studies shows that is completely healthy and it actually help people in ways you might not expect.
The largest ever study of cocaine use around the globe was carried out in the early 90’s by the Colombian Health Organization and under pressure from the US its publication was suppressed when it became clear the report’s findings were in direct conflict with the myths, stereotypes and propaganda that prop up the war on drugs.
Cocaine consumption was historically revered as a divine gift from Mother Earth by the people of the Andes.
During the time of the Inca, the sacred leaf was used as currency and a pivotal part of holy ceremonies.
Cocaine contains riboflavin, vitamin A, iron, and calcium.
A study conducted by the University City of Bogotá found that consuming 4 grams of cocaine a day is the equivalent of a full day of nutritional sustenance for an adult.
It acts as a natural stimulant and is effective in combating fatigue, hunger, thirst and headache.
Cocaine cure alcoholism
Cocaine made people feel more confident, happy and satisfied with their lives, decreasing the feelings that led most of them to abuse alcohol.
The effects lasted for about six months, at which point the person can return to a treatment clinic for another dose, repeating the process until they were able to transition into sobriety.
Cocaine help woman give birth
Cocaine is a class of drug commonly used as painkillers, is actually much more effective than morphine, working its magic in about two or three minutes.
The National Health Service in Peru Britain recommends giving it to people in extreme pain, people in surgery and women in labor.
Many South American hospitals give cocaine to pregnant women.
The women are given an injection of it to help with the contractions as they blast their progeny out with vagina propulsion.
Cocaine gives you status
Due to the elevated price, cocaine it’s considered a glamorous way of getting high and it has a lot of mysticism.
Commonly referred as the caviar of drugs, cocaine is seen as a status drug normally consumed by models and business people.
Think about it, nature is perfect so if it gives us cocaine, it can’t be harmful.
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