Chicago Sun Times

Illegal drugs are great for our health

Whether you go out every weekend or just occasionally, you know how social drugs are seeing as something prejudicial.

However, just like Darth Vader, some of them aren’t as bad as they seem.

Sometimes illegal drugs help people in ways you might not even imagine.

Cocaine treats wounds

Next time you cut yourself just rub cocaine on it.

Wait, What?

Yes, many doctors recommend using cocaine on wounds.

Cocaine has a couple of important properties that make it a valuable tool for treating lacerations.

First, it is an effective local anesthetic and secondly, cocaine is very effective at restricting bleeding, or even stopping it completely.

Cocaine is a vasoconstrictor so narrows blood vessels, the smaller a blood vessel gets, the less you bleed.

LSD cure alcoholism

Recent clinical studies show that for alcoholic addicts staying away from alcohol is dramatically easier if they use LDS during rehab.

The research was made with 500 participants based on administering a single dose of acid to recovering alcoholics.

The LSD made the patients feel more confident, happy and satisfied with their lives, decreasing the feelings that led most of them to abuse alcohol in the first place.

The effects lasted for about six months, at which point the patients were able to return to transition into sobriety.

Ecstasy cure post traumatic disorders

Post traumatic disorders are common among soldiers back from war.

People with post traumatic disorders suffer flashbacks and have difficulties to sleep at night.

Ecstasy has been shown to help treat people with post traumatic disorders because it releases large amounts of the chemicals serotonin and oxytocin in the brain.

Those chemicals make the person relaxed and less stressed.

Ecstasy also allows sufferers to release the pain of memories by activating the area of the brain responsible for controlling fear and stress.

Meth helps obesity

All over the United States doctors prescribe methamphetamine to fight obesity.

They are giving obese people Desoxyn, the purest form of meth, for fast short-term weight loss.

It’s only prescribed as a short-term treatment for obvious reasons and its treatments are very successful.

Dosage needs to be controlled by a medical professional who can monitor the results.

In general we recommend you not to attempt to self medicate with the kind of substance your friends bought Friday night before going out.

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