Weirdo prototypes you find at every gym
No matter what gym you go to, there is always more than one eccentric specimen.
Just as if being inside a room fool of sweating strangers was not enough, every single gym has at least one noisy.
The guy or girl who can’t exercise without exhaling like a dying seal.
A key element of the gym social contract is staying away from what bother other people and being by someone moaning, believe me, is not pleasing.
You may find the music from Conan the Barbarian relaxing in comparison with the Duh duh fuh fuh neeee neeuu neu neu neu niiiiiiiiiiii while you’re trying to do some abs.
Every single machine at the gym is pretty hard to operate, especially during your first sessions.
The last thing in the world you want when trying to navigate a stationary bike’s menu system is audience.
So when the unsolicited advisor approaches you with ‘You see? Riding the really tiny trike is way easier if you’re not holding that weight’ you are not going to like him.
Not exactly not like him, more like want to set him on fire.
I know what you are thinking; there are starers in many places other than the gym.
That’s right but given the self-consciousness level at play when working out, and the kind of clothes you are wearing, starers are at their most bothersome in the gym.
I started and quit almost every gym near my house and the main reason is always because of the uncomfortable stares.
The weight belted
Eventually you’ll spot someone who has a wrestling championship belt around his back.
Sadly, they don’t look like a wrestling athlete because the world isn’t that magical.
This is weight belted guy.
Ideally these guys will hang out in their own gyms, where they can have conversations with other weight belted people but sometimes one of them shows up in regular people gyms.
The problem with the weight belted guy is humiliation.
Weight belted can do something with one arm that you’d been struggling to do with both legs for hours.
I strongly recommend you find out his schedule and exercise on a different day.
the world must know the truth!