All the cheap talk about relationships intellectuals give on TV or the internet is pure ornamental.
Saving or maintaining a relationship is all about recognizing the most romantic solution possible and do exactly the opposite.
Don’t spend time together
It may sound very obvious but there are lots of couples that make this mistake.
It is pretty clear that to keep a couple alive in the long term you need to enjoy the fun time separate.
Especially when it involves a hobby that one partner really likes.
The absolute worst thing you can do to another human being is to force him to engage in an activity he doesn’t enjoy.
In some small minds, sleeping apart means unhappy relationship.
In real life, sleeping apart from your significant other every night on purpose is the best you can do for the relationship.
A huge part of your success in life depends on how much and how well you sleep.
Well, there is almost no way those slumber hours are going to be improved on by adding another person into the mix.
On average, people are woken up six times a night by their partner.
Hogging the sheets, rolling over, legs movements, sweats and night terrors are just a few examples of things that ruin the quality of our rest night after night.
Marry someone ugly or stupid
The happiest and most successful relationships are between people with a huge number of similarities.
However, there seems to be two very big exceptions.
People want to hook up with someone who is both less smart and uglier than you.
Lowering your standards will make you much happier in the long run.
In other words, uglier lovers last longer.
Researchers also found that to fit the ideal marriage formula, the wife should be smarter than her husband.
Having an altered vision about your significant other is the most important ingredient in a couple.
You need to be able to delude yourself.
Make all necessary efforts to end up seeing your couple as perfect, even when deeply inside you may know is ugly and stupid.
That my friends, is the secret to lifelong happiness.
the world must know the truth!
Advices you realize are true when is already late
Almost everything people say is useless and you just need to look them into the eyes and nod.
It takes years to filter out the bad advices from the good relevant one.
Out of generosity I’m sharing some of them.
Butterflies in the stomach
Love is a great feeling but that teenage hormone fueled addictive experience of butterflies in the stomach is not even near from what real love is.
As soon as you are mature enough to adjust your life to another person without the anxiety of physical contact, butterflies go away.
The longer you know someone the more you love that person and the more comfortable you feel.
The difference between sexual rush and love is gigantic and the only way you can learn it is experiencing it.
Most of us never did any home chores and if you did some, it was completely unwillingly.
Much sooner than you think, you’re going to be responsible for all of the chores at your own house and you will wish you know how to do them.
Because you didn’t paid attention when someone tried to teach you cook, as an adult you will find the majority of your sustenance coming from the frozen boxes that are prepared with a microwave and the ability to push 4.
I’m a writer so maybe I’m a little extra interested in people who know how to compose but, it is truly very important that as an adult you type in your native language better than an eleven year old kid.
It is also true that some schools still treat the subject of writing the way they did in 1950 not understanding that today you can’t function as a human without knowing how to use a computer.
The way you write reflects your brainpower.
You don’t have to be Hemingway but you need to learn to be concise and clear or it will be coming back to bite you.
When you are at school 50% of what they teach you will be absolutely useless once you settle into your adult life.
Writing is one of those things that matters because in an online world most of the people who interact with you will only see that side of you.
No matter how smart or experienced you are, the majority of contacts are in the form of emails and texts.
If you don’t face your feelings and emotions when you are a kid, it would be very hard to understand yourself as an adult.
When your teachers send you to the counselor you should take it as something good, it means you are a deep and complex person.
Going to the doctor about mental counseling shouldn’t be harder for you to accept than going to see a doctor about an allergy is.
It’s completely normal to have some mental issues and seek help.
Maybe is not that normal to write about them on your Facebook wall but that’s another issue.
the world must know the truth!
Why is The Bachelor a better show than The Simpsons
Finding someone perfect for you, someone you can trust, someone who never complains about anything, someone who makes you laugh and loves you unconditionally is the primary need that every person has, especially if you are a woman.
Nobody can reach happiness by himself because joy is found only when you find honest love in another person and you became life partners.
And that is exactly what The Bachelor is all about, people who find true love and couples that emerge from a reality TV romance.
The bachelor display what every women daily life is about. The most vital thing if you are a woman is of course to be cute, quiet and obedient. It is also of paramount importance to learn how to cultivate the power of seduction.
From a young age woman need to practice seduction so they can succeed in their only life objective which is to find a husband.
Men have other talents; men are intelligent, strong, creative, and executive; all those characteristics equals with the one that woman has: being pretty.
Women are inherently pettier than men and that’s more than enough because who need to develop intellectual resources, physical strength, creative ideas or decision making skills while being beautiful?
The Bachelor is pure brilliant television that everyone should be watching to learn how to live a life of excellence.
Differing with this educational TV show, The Simpsons features a troubled image of women. In one episode there were some woman in swimsuits and other inappropriate clothing. Even if there was no nudity, that scene was clearly incorret since women should be dressed conservatively and obey the wishes of their husbands.
The show is full of bitter and resentful individuals who remember the past old days when life was better.
The Simpsons basically let our culture down by allowing our American heritage to be degraded and destroyed by some yellowish cartoon.
Being a woman on her own and be able to participate on The Bachelor is the most rewarding experience that someone can ever dream of.
This show gives the opportunity to every beautiful woman to show the world what happens in real life and what is the main reason why they get up in the morning every day: to seduce a man.
The show also provided a realistic idea of what life is for males.
Every weekend males find themselves in clubs full of beautiful girls to choose from and is a good thing that they can learn how to make that decision wisely by watching a TV show.
The bachelor is an ode to the right things like heterosexuality, external beauty marriage and family.
The show also portrait the most profound family values. What kind of father, mother, brother, sister, or close friend doesn’t want to see his young lady dating a man while he’s also dating other 25 women?
And what makes it more appropriate, who doesn’t want to see that on national TV?
It’s clearly a dream come true.
the world must know the truth!