Happiest place on earth my snow white ass
According to his slogan Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth.
That description may fit for some specific kids and a few teenagers that go there completely boozed but for the rest of us, everything about Disneyland is a pain.
Epcot is like experiencing the different cultures of the world but without the culture part.
If you visited Magic Kingdom you probably remember Epcot as the one with all the weird educational rides that teach you nothing.
Epcot is also the only theme park with alcohol so I recommend you to leave it for the last day of vacations.
Every bathroom you enter at Epcot is packed of passed out people so they start littering the bushes and trees and dropping in the street.
At Epcot there is also the Mission Space, a highest speed attraction.
Mission Space is like a big centrifuge ride so given the alcohol element already described, it is very likely that you will end up wearing some dude’s lunch for the rest of the day.
The regular Disney costume is made of wool and polyester.
Given that the average temperature in Florida is 95°F (35°C) being all day long hugging those huge stuffed animals is something any kid would like to avoid.
Not even to mention being the guy wearing them.
All those sleeping princesses you see walking by while waiting for a ride, they aren’t waiting for a kiss, they have heat exhaustion.
The character costumes are also heavy, they cover all their bodies and they absorb the previous employee transpiration so they even smell like hell.
In general, there seems to be a weird desire by visitors to debunk the idea of Disney characters.
They are always trying to unveil the person behind the costume or catching Mickey eating at a restaurant while another Mickey is marching in a parade.
And that’s so strange because it threaten their presumably fantastic vacation.
They spend thousands of dollars to visit a magic place and when they are there the only thing they want is try to ruin that magic.
It is for the sake of your trip that they are preserving the magic.
the world must know the truth!