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 Vomit, fellatio and a moving speech

 

Lady Gaga is known for her odd looks and for shed her clothing onstage.

Her insubordinate inclination was totally exhibit on Thursday night during a corporate sponsored concert at Stubb’s BBQ.

Gaga invited friend and performance artist Millie Brown to vomit paint on her during the song Swine.

The pop singer unleashed an absolutely non corporate show that was equally vulgar and bizarre.

The performance got started with woman fellatio to a sausage.

Then there was Gaga herself being rolled out to a spit by her backup dancers who proceeded to baste her with BBQ brushes like a pig while singing.

Before the crowd was able to react, things got even uglier.

Gaga brought her friend Millie Brown out onstage who assisted the singer by drinking green paint and vomiting all over Gaga while drumming.

Immediately both of them, covered by green vomit, manned a mechanical pig and played a keyboard as the pig bucked the liquid around.

After all this disturbing acts, Gaga paused the performance and honor the victims with a nice speech.

‘… when you leave the earth nobody’s gonna give a fuck about what you tweeted. Nobody’s gonna care what picture you posted. They’re gonna care about that one person you told that one little inspirational thing to and they look back at you and knew they weren’t alone. So be that for each other right now. Don’t let the machine and don’t let technology take you into a place where you don’t belong. Stay right here on this earth, we need you…’

 

 

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 The U.S. Daily 

 

How to improve The Walking Dead

 

I love The Walking Dead and I’ve watched every episode.

The reason I watch the show is not because I think is good but because I want it to be good.

From season one I’ve being expecting the show to revolve around how society will be after the zombie apocalypse but instead it’s been all about how people from different ethnic backgrounds treat each other.

I’m very positive that The Walking Dead is finally going to be the show we are waiting for after the producers read this article.

 

Red shirts

 

The Walking Dead has run out of Red shirts and that’s an improvement per se.

It’s stupid that the screenwriters keep throwing out insignificant characters instead of messing with the important ones.

With Jimmy and Patricia dead they are now out of easy people to kill.

I think about the writers like myself after a hard day at work when I grab everything I could possibly need, phone, laptop, remote and a drink to avoid getting up from the couch for the next couple of hours.

That’s what they did at the start of every season, they collected and arranged their Red shirts and they lazily punctuate a scene with a meaningless death whenever they needed it.

 

Shane

 

The show had Shane survive two full seasons and that was a mistake.

He was cast as the antihero and as much as woman may love him, watching his descent from amoral to evil just wasn’t absorbing.

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The writers divided the Rick character into Rick and Shane rather than having one single character wrestle with opposing moral concepts.

Now that Shane is dead they’ve no choice but to make Rick actually grow as a character.

 

Dale

 

Dale is dead, and that’s good because Dale was really boring.

For me he was just an excuse for the writers to tell instead of show.

Now that he’s gone, with him went the pro bandit sermons and voting sessions making room for more actual zombies in a show that it supposed to be about zombies.

In the future if the show still needs a moral center Hershel can do it.

 

Burdens

 

Convenient burdens only exist as easy plot devices to put the group in trouble when it gets boring.

Now that they’ve finally gave Carl his own gun it is the end of the helpless child lost plot lines.

Convenient burdens complicate so much around before achieving the original purpose that they end up not working for the show.

Now there’s only one left, Carol.

 

The farm

 

There is no possible worst location for any show.

Even farming shows would be better served with more interesting set pieces.

Literally anything is more interesting than a plain old ordinary farm.

The Walking Dead spent approximately five hours showing the characters cleaning wells, fixing windmills, patching up fences and protecting cows.

It seems that the writers finally understand what they did wrong.

Relocating to the prison means the group is probably going to encounter prisoners and the new dilemmas that come with them.

This is the perfect time; the show is finally going to pull it together.

It took three full seasons of boredom and idiocy to get here but we’re finally here.

The Walking Dead has finally caught up with the first 10 minutes of any ordinary zombie movie.

 

 

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 Entertainment Weekly 

 

TV shows are very racist

 

Is well known that racism was developed by the radio but after TV was invented it widely exceeds the radio levels of intolerance and racism.

 

American Gypsies

The National Geographic Channel is producing an atrocity named American Gypsies.

American Gypsies is a show so empty that the Kardashians would find it boring.

What they mainly offer is a reality show that focuses on an ethnic group in a really offensive way.

They get rid of the myths and stereotypes we all have about Gypsies by replacing them with all new and worse ones.

After a couple of episodes they just confirm the old ones anyway.

In most episodes there is a scene with one woman rubbing someone’s palm and proclaiming that all Gypsy women are psychic.

All of them.

After watching the show you learn nothing about Gypsy culture beyond the fact that they seem to be angry, violent frauds.

 

Glee

 

You don’t have to be an expert to realize that Glee looks like a U.N. musical that nobody normal would ever perform.

The two Asian characters on the show have the same last name.

The Jew’s last name is Ben Israel and he’s as sexually deranged as Gladstone.

The Latina cheerleader is actually named Santana Lopez, possibly because they had to cut Conchita Mexicola out of the script.

There’s even an Irish exchange student who is immediately believed to be a leprechaun.

 

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One episode revolved around a Jewish girl wanting a nose job to look like one of the white characters and they even included a duet of the two girls singing ‘I Feel Pretty’.

So what’s the message? That you can be pretty even if you are Jew?

 

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Has anyone who is involved with this show ever met an Asian real person?

Really, what’s going on there?

The actor is from San Francisco and speaks perfectly clear English except on the show where he’s an semi stupid Asian reporter.

They specifically designed a character to be the perfect Asian stereotype; he’s a workaholic, nerd and speaks like he just rolled out of a fortune cookie factory.

I’m surprised he’s not quoting Confucius while throwing ninja stars at rice eating pandas.

 

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Us Weekly 

Why is The Bachelor a better show than The Simpsons

 

Finding someone perfect for you, someone you can trust, someone who never complains about anything, someone who makes you laugh and loves you unconditionally is the primary need that every person has, especially if you are a woman.

 

Nobody can reach happiness by himself because joy is found only when you find honest love in another person and you became life partners.

 

And that is exactly what The Bachelor is all about, people who find true love and couples that emerge from a reality TV romance.

 

The bachelor display what every women daily life is about. The most vital thing if you are a woman is of course to be cute, quiet and obedient. It is also of paramount importance to learn how to cultivate the power of seduction.

 

From a young age woman need to practice seduction so they can succeed in their only life objective which is to find a husband.

 

Men have other talents; men are intelligent, strong, creative, and executive; all those characteristics equals with the one that woman has: being pretty.

 

Women are inherently pettier than men and that’s more than enough because who need to develop intellectual resources, physical strength, creative ideas or decision making skills while being beautiful?

 

The Bachelor is pure brilliant television that everyone should be watching to learn how to live a life of excellence.

 

Differing with this educational TV show, The Simpsons features a troubled image of women. In one episode there were some woman in swimsuits and other  inappropriate clothing. Even if there was no nudity, that scene was clearly incorret since women should be dressed conservatively and obey the wishes of their husbands.

 

The show is full of bitter and resentful individuals who remember the past old days when life was better.

 

The Simpsons basically let our culture down by allowing our American heritage to be degraded and destroyed by some yellowish cartoon.

 

 

Being a woman on her own and be able to participate on The Bachelor is the most rewarding experience that someone can ever dream of.

 

This show gives the opportunity to every beautiful woman to show the world what happens in real life and what is the main reason why they get up in the morning every day: to seduce a man.

 

The show also provided a realistic idea of what life is for males.

 

Every weekend males find themselves in clubs full of beautiful girls to choose from and is a good thing that they can learn how to make that decision wisely by watching a TV show.

 

The bachelor is an ode to the right things like heterosexuality, external beauty marriage and family.

 

The show also portrait the most profound family values. What kind of father, mother, brother, sister, or close friend doesn’t want to see his young lady dating a man while he’s also dating other 25 women?

 

And what makes it more appropriate, who doesn’t want to see that on national TV?

 

It’s clearly a dream come true.

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Breaking Bad is not enough against Ugly Betty

Taken from Guardian Entertainment 

Breaking Bad is not enough against Ugly Betty

 

1 – Ugly Betty was remade with local actors in Mexico, Colombia, India, Philippines and Brazil having huge success. There was only one intent to remake Breaking and the outcome was ridiculous.

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2 – Ugly Betty was universally understood and Breaking Bad was only followed by white American men.

 

3- Ugly Betty character has a positive teaching while Breaking Bad is based on two disturbed grown men who ruined his lives.

 

4- Breaking bad infected the audience with wrong ideas. The series audience was taking example of people who only interest was making money taking the short way. Ugly Betty fosters sacrifice and hard work instead.

 

5- The title. Ugly Betty gives us a clear perspective of the series thread. Naming the series Breaking Bad was intended to be clever but obviously they failed.

 

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6 – Breaking bad seems to promote disrespect to family values and crime as a way of living. Ugly Betty on the other hand is an ode to the roots and shows how good always triumphs over evil in the end. 

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