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Real woman vs. Porn actress

 

Porn sex is one way that real sex can be done and for some couples, it is the same as their sex life.

But is not the usual.

Most people aren’t as flexible as they are in porn,

And is not that real woman don’t enjoy sex but they need a little more effort than porn actresses to succeed.

In porn women reach great orgasms by going from 0 to full penetration.

 

Young couple relaxing in bed

 

 

That is a little far from reality.

If you don’t turn on the lady, she won’t be able to have a great time at all.

You wouldn’t notice because, you know, they fake.

Real woman love to make out before sex, it’s almost a requirement for them to reach the sexual climax.

Another tiny difference is the way porn actresses shave their parts.

No real woman is as hairless as they are.

Even though is true that the size matter, the reaction is quite the opposite between a porn star and a regular woman.

The porn star go all like ‘Oh my Godd, I love it!’

While a real person facing that monster will only wonder how not to shed a tear.

Even blowjobs are different.

In porn the ladies prefer that part, they actually stay down there for hours.

Real woman usually go read Yahoo Answers before a bootie call.

Anal sex is the real thing.

For porn stars is what they seem to enjoy the most, is like the sex got really intense and the sense of satisfaction back there is colossal.

Real woman just agree to do anal because they like the other person, it is more like a concession not as personal enjoyment.

And last but not least, orgasms.

The volume of orgasms in porn movies would ban all kind of sexual activity in almost any neighborhood I’ve ever lived.

They immediately fake those unnaturally deep orgasms and shout loud enough that nobody will be able to tell if they are actually enjoying or being eaten by a hunger lion.

Real woman makes different faces, some eye contact and kiss you in the cheek.

 

 

 

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the world must know the truth!

 

 

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Us Weekly 

Why is The Bachelor a better show than The Simpsons

 

Finding someone perfect for you, someone you can trust, someone who never complains about anything, someone who makes you laugh and loves you unconditionally is the primary need that every person has, especially if you are a woman.

 

Nobody can reach happiness by himself because joy is found only when you find honest love in another person and you became life partners.

 

And that is exactly what The Bachelor is all about, people who find true love and couples that emerge from a reality TV romance.

 

The bachelor display what every women daily life is about. The most vital thing if you are a woman is of course to be cute, quiet and obedient. It is also of paramount importance to learn how to cultivate the power of seduction.

 

From a young age woman need to practice seduction so they can succeed in their only life objective which is to find a husband.

 

Men have other talents; men are intelligent, strong, creative, and executive; all those characteristics equals with the one that woman has: being pretty.

 

Women are inherently pettier than men and that’s more than enough because who need to develop intellectual resources, physical strength, creative ideas or decision making skills while being beautiful?

 

The Bachelor is pure brilliant television that everyone should be watching to learn how to live a life of excellence.

 

Differing with this educational TV show, The Simpsons features a troubled image of women. In one episode there were some woman in swimsuits and other  inappropriate clothing. Even if there was no nudity, that scene was clearly incorret since women should be dressed conservatively and obey the wishes of their husbands.

 

The show is full of bitter and resentful individuals who remember the past old days when life was better.

 

The Simpsons basically let our culture down by allowing our American heritage to be degraded and destroyed by some yellowish cartoon.

 

 

Being a woman on her own and be able to participate on The Bachelor is the most rewarding experience that someone can ever dream of.

 

This show gives the opportunity to every beautiful woman to show the world what happens in real life and what is the main reason why they get up in the morning every day: to seduce a man.

 

The show also provided a realistic idea of what life is for males.

 

Every weekend males find themselves in clubs full of beautiful girls to choose from and is a good thing that they can learn how to make that decision wisely by watching a TV show.

 

The bachelor is an ode to the right things like heterosexuality, external beauty marriage and family.

 

The show also portrait the most profound family values. What kind of father, mother, brother, sister, or close friend doesn’t want to see his young lady dating a man while he’s also dating other 25 women?

 

And what makes it more appropriate, who doesn’t want to see that on national TV?

 

It’s clearly a dream come true.

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